Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts. Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. 好食懶飛搞搞震,氣得父親“紮紮”跳 !電視搞笑高手湯格連自編自導自演處女作! 終日游手好閒,已經廿八歲了,一直夢想成為荷里活卡通片動畫大師的葛,終於有機會一嚐夢想的工作,但只是暫時性,跟著又跑去芝士工廠做無聊的工作。最後,葛決定回到家去,但父親占士則希望他能長大成熟點,搬離他們,像弟弟法迪般,找一份像樣的工作。葛與父親占士因此事展開父子大戰,葛想出不少古靈精怪的方法來氣父親,弄得占士七竅生煙,使人捧腹大笑……
空巢老人——老侯的退休生活一个有趣片段。老侯退休在家,住在离市中心较远的生活社区。儿子侯飞因为工作原因不能常来看望他。新社区里很多人家都在养狗,而老侯则是个不喜欢狗的人,处处躲避着与狗的正面接触。可是偏偏机缘巧合,一次老侯在散步时突然心脏病发,被一只流浪狗发现,并被人们及时送到医院。老侯与流浪狗不得不生活在一起,给它起名叫“伴儿”。在与“伴儿”的相处中,老侯逐渐发现他对狗也没有想象中那么反感,而且因为“伴儿”,老侯变得开朗了,认识了新朋友,并与住在对门但从未走动过的退休护士——诸葛迎春相互产生了好感。儿子侯飞也因为“伴儿”的到来,与老侯逐渐消除了父子间的隔阂。但就在这时,“伴儿”的主人找来了……因为“伴儿”的去留问题,又发生了很多意想不到的故事,笑料百出
一天,出租车司机张改秀(丁嘉莉 饰)因为一个神情恍惚的女人秦瑶(潘虹 饰)而吃了一张罚单,内心深感憋屈。谁知道,在机缘巧合之下,张改秀又和秦瑶相遇了,这次,她小小的作弄了一下秦瑶,哪知道两人就此结下了不解之缘。 张改秀开车载着秦瑶穿梭在大街小巷之中,并在交谈里渐渐得知了她的故事。原来,秦瑶本是一名植物学家,和主任一起进行着一个科研项目。单纯的张改秀在工作中受主任
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六、七十年代的香港,警察贪污,黑道横行,正是陈华(刘青云饰)与喇叭(林家楝饰)、猫仔(张晋饰)及一班兄弟最风光的日子。
大一時,恩盛在學校裡遇見了妍熙,她便對妍熙一見鍾情,但同時也決定要與妍熙保持距離。多年後,她們成為室友,兩人之間的距離更加靠近,兩人關係的轉變也讓恩盛開始感到擔心,她該如何面對心中的那份情感?
当新赛季开始时,卡米诺事件已经过去了几个月,共和国灭亡后,坏批继续他们的帝国之旅。他们将与朋友和敌人相遇,无论是新的还是熟悉的,因为他们将执行各种激动人心的雇佣军任务,这些任务将把他们带到意想不到和危险的新地方。
老虎的牙齿又大又锋利,能毫不费力地咬断铁条和树木,提起它们,森林中的小动物都很害怕。聪明的狐狸听说了,拍拍胸脯说它有办法治老虎。狐狸敲开老虎的门,说要送它吃比肉还好吃的糖,老虎起初不信,可是一颗未吃完就忍不住伸手要第二颗,狐狸见势将一盒糖都给了它,并说以后还会送糖来。随着狐狸送糖次数以及种类的增多,它渐渐成了老虎最信赖的朋友。狮大哥上门做客,老虎拿糖招待,狮子指指自己没牙的嘴巴告诫老虎不要再上狐狸的当,老虎决定再见狐狸时给它点颜色看看。但是狐狸又拿糖给老虎时,连狮子都没经得起诱惑,新的糖是好玩的泡泡糖。终于,老虎迎来了牙疼难忍的时刻,狐狸摇身一变成了牙医。
福斯(Peakpeemapol 饰)一直以为自己和女友阿金之间的感情十分亲密,对其深深信赖,哪知道某一日竟然在意外之中得知了阿金一脚踏两船的秘密。深受打击的福斯只能够借酒消愁,在派对上喝得东倒西歪,不...
Jo Whiley presents this unique performance celebrating the 60th anniversary of Doctor Who from Cardiff's Hoddinott Hall. Featuring the BBC National Orchestra of Wales and The BBC Singers conducted by Alastair King. The music includes composer Murray Gold's best known Doctor Who themes including I Am The Doctor, The Long Song, Doomsday and Abigall's Song (Silence Is All You Know...
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